








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1864 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2392 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1836 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2070 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $888,302 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sung Jin-Woo | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | Kakori | 54% | 187 |
| #3 | Gabs | 53% | 109 |
| #4 | kn0rke | 52% | 227 |
| #5 | Sebastian der Speer | 51% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sung Jin-Woo | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | Kakori | 54% | 187 |
| #3 | Gabs | 53% | 109 |
| #4 | kn0rke | 52% | 227 |
| #5 | Sebastian der Speer | 51% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kakori | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | kn0rke | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Sung Jin-Woo | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Sebastian der Speer | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Gabs | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kn0rke | 1153 | 0.25 | 37 min |
| #2 | Kakori | 515 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | Sebastian der Speer | 144 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gabs | 128 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sung Jin-Woo | 72 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kn0rke | +3.55 | 79 | 79 |
| #2 | Kakori | +1.77 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | Gabs | -0.91 | 58 | 55 |
| #4 | SHDGames | -1.60 | 46 | 62 |
| #5 | Sung Jin-Woo | -2.43 | 42 | 44 |





