








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 491 matches | ||
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




166 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1869 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2635 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5800 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 4045 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,469,954 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bot vladica benito mlinar | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | snjoko | 67% | 90 |
| #3 | MrPepper | 64% | 55 |
| #4 | benko | 63% | 174 |
| #5 | ✭ T Y S O N | 62% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✭ T Y S O N | 62% | 81 |
| #6 | alexib (haha) | 58% | 290 |
| #7 | Herr Gesangsverein | 57% | 60 |
| #8 | bacardi | 56% | 523 |
| #9 | Pingwin! | 56% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bacardi | 53 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | alexib (haha) | 30 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | benko | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | bot vladica benito mlinar | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ✭ T Y S O N | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bacardi | 1053 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #2 | benko | 348 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | alexib (haha) | 254 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | snjoko | 167 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✭ T Y S O N | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snjoko | +3.51 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | MrPepper | +3.36 | 95 | 43 |
| #3 | sinatra | +3.33 | 82 | 45 |
| #4 | Herr Gesangsverein | -0.23 | 63 | 45 |
| #5 | ✭ T Y S O N | -0.24 | 56 | 56 |





