








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 454 matches | ||
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




137 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7279 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4476 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6015 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3573 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,973,788 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 61% | 502 |
| #4 | DchozN | 61% | 51 |
| #5 | Mulppy | 60% | 179 |
| #6 | Packer24 | 59% | 70 |
| #7 | d.xă | 52% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 83 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Packer24 | 21 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | Mulppy | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | d.xă | 10 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | DchozN | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwap | +3.55 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | Lethal | +3.15 | 95 | 37 |
| #3 | Mulppy | +1.56 | 83 | 53 |
| #4 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | +1.54 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | d.xă | -0.80 | 41 | 48 |





