








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2156 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1877 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1988 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1608 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,025 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karhu | 79% | 33 |
| #2 | Nalle | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | Fukmysushi | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | T33MU | 70% | 23 |
| #5 | Bamsuli | 63% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Электрошокеры | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | Maalari | 44% | 32 |
| #9 | Veetu17 | 40% | 20 |
| #10 | ツLurskaツ | 39% | 57 |
| #11 | Tontsa | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツLurskaツ | 25 | 0.0231 |
| #2 | Elisanliittyma | 13 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Tontsa | 5 | 0.0153 |
| #4 | karhu | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Maalari | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elisanliittyma | 153 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | karhu | 119 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bamsuli | 102 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | Veetu17 | 92 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Maalari | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fukmysushi | +2.63 | 67 | 53 |
| #2 | T33MU | +2.41 | 81 | 77 |
| #3 | Puuha Pete Peek | +2.13 | 79 | 53 |
| #4 | Электрошокеры | +1.85 | 73 | 80 |
| #5 | Maalari | +1.35 | 77 | 54 |





