








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 690 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3993 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4663 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4739 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4579 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,299 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anze | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | Puuha Pete Peek | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | tosis | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | devastor | 64% | 44 |
| #5 | karhu | 63% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #19 | Good Hubert | 45% | 51 |
| #20 | KRR#17 | 44% | 27 |
| #21 | slaigGa | 43% | 21 |
| #22 | atulu | 41% | 27 |
| #23 | Joni Heikkinen | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rokka | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Good Hubert | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | mikkolox | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Joni Heikkinen | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Puuha Pete Peek | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _bernr | 226 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | rokka | 177 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | karhu | 145 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | tosis | 138 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #5 | iGe | 124 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Электрошокеры | +3.13 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | T33MU | +2.41 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | iGe | +1.76 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | aLT | +1.38 | 77 | 70 |
| #5 | _bernr | +1.20 | 78 | 62 |





