








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 970 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Renown | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,611 | |
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8452 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7828 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4267 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8837 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,845,844 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 841 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | Elisanliittyma | 60% | 92 |
| #3 | NEKOD0S | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | chondew | 50% | 133 |
| #5 | Tappi-K | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | Elisanliittyma | 60% | 92 |
| #3 | NEKOD0S | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | chondew | 50% | 133 |
| #5 | Tappi-K | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elisanliittyma | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | chondew | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | NEKOD0S | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chondew | 699 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #2 | NEKOD0S | 485 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | Elisanliittyma | 221 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tappi-K | 167 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | T33MU | 132 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | +2.77 | 80 | 77 |
| #2 | Elisanliittyma | +1.67 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | NEKOD0S | +1.00 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | Tappi-K | +0.39 | 44 | 64 |
| #5 | karhu | -0.35 | 55 | 65 |





