








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 444 | 14% |
| Smokes | 933 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1145 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 707 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,108 of utility $254 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | 45% | 124 |
| #2 | That1Mitch | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | JUICE | 43% | 61 |
| #4 | Fiesta | 38% | 42 |
| #5 | Ghostyboy | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | 45% | 124 |
| #2 | That1Mitch | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | JUICE | 43% | 61 |
| #4 | Fiesta | 38% | 42 |
| #5 | Ghostyboy | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | JUICE | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Fiesta | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Ghostyboy | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | That1Mitch | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | 519 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | Fiesta | 146 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | JUICE | 56 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ghostyboy | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | That1Mitch | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | +2.94 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | Ghostyboy | +2.30 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | JUICE | +0.82 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | MannyB | -1.13 | 35 | 46 |
| #5 | Fiesta | -1.42 | 13 | 55 |





