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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2521 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1652 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1568 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2543 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,073 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | 48% | 29 |
| #2 | slightly | 48% | 77 |
| #3 | CSY | 43% | 88 |
| #4 | MannyB | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | 48% | 29 |
| #2 | slightly | 48% | 77 |
| #3 | CSY | 43% | 88 |
| #4 | MannyB | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slightly | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | CSY | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | SSGSS Rain | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | 103 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | slightly | 49 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | MannyB | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | CSY | 20 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slightly | +7.03 | 88 | 27 |
| #2 | SSGSS Rain | +2.92 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | CSY | +0.10 | 48 | 24 |
| #4 | MannyB | -0.08 | 35 | 53 |
| #5 | Fiesta | -1.37 | 14 | 52 |





