








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 71 | 3% |
| Smokes | 717 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 530 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 947 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,385 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghostyboy | 49% | 45 |
| #2 | JUICE | 47% | 117 |
| #3 | MannyB | 44% | 39 |
| #4 | SSGSS Rain | 42% | 62 |
| #5 | Fiesta | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JUICE | 47% | 117 |
| #3 | MannyB | 44% | 39 |
| #4 | SSGSS Rain | 42% | 62 |
| #5 | Fiesta | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | Kole | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUICE | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Ghostyboy | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | SSGSS Rain | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | MannyB | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | 261 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ghostyboy | 106 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | JUICE | 93 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | MannyB | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fiesta | 13 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | +3.32 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | JUICE | +2.58 | 61 | 54 |
| #3 | Ghostyboy | +1.92 | 55 | 54 |
| #4 | MannyB | -1.33 | 29 | 43 |
| #5 | Fiesta | -2.71 | 10 | 47 |





