








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3448 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2924 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1015 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 718 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $673,447 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 549 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fiesta | 48% | 29 |
| #2 | MannyB | 45% | 124 |
| #3 | JUICE | 42% | 100 |
| #4 | That1Mitch | 42% | 62 |
| #5 | Ghostyboy | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fiesta | 48% | 29 |
| #2 | MannyB | 45% | 124 |
| #3 | JUICE | 42% | 100 |
| #4 | That1Mitch | 42% | 62 |
| #5 | Ghostyboy | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUICE | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | That1Mitch | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Ghostyboy | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MannyB | 126 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | JUICE | 97 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Fiesta | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ghostyboy | 68 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | That1Mitch | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SSGSS Rain | +2.71 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | Ghostyboy | +2.00 | 52 | 50 |
| #3 | JUICE | +1.43 | 62 | 50 |
| #4 | MannyB | -1.81 | 34 | 41 |
| #5 | Fiesta | -1.97 | 8 | 52 |





