








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1127 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2038 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2811 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,737,502 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★LXIX★ | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Charlie Dompler | 51% | 84 |
| #3 | toky0 | 47% | 77 |
| #4 | floob | 44% | 146 |
| #5 | BigPapaStin | 43% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★LXIX★ | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Charlie Dompler | 51% | 84 |
| #3 | toky0 | 47% | 77 |
| #4 | floob | 44% | 146 |
| #5 | BigPapaStin | 43% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | floob | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | toky0 | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Charlie Dompler | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ★LXIX★ | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | BigPapaStin | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | floob | 458 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | toky0 | 369 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | Charlie Dompler | 113 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | BigPapaStin | 54 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | ★LXIX★ | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★LXIX★ | +4.63 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | toky0 | +2.13 | 71 | 70 |
| #3 | floob | +1.06 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | BigPapaStin | -0.26 | 65 | 38 |
| #5 | Charlie Dompler | -1.03 | 54 | 49 |





