








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2167 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4023 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2294 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2746 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2839 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,134 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 677 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charlie Dompler | 49% | 104 |
| #2 | ★LXIX★ | 48% | 62 |
| #3 | BigPapaStin | 47% | 128 |
| #4 | Pistol Rampager | 47% | 77 |
| #5 | floob | 44% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charlie Dompler | 49% | 104 |
| #2 | ★LXIX★ | 48% | 62 |
| #3 | BigPapaStin | 47% | 128 |
| #4 | Pistol Rampager | 47% | 77 |
| #5 | floob | 44% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | floob | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ★LXIX★ | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | BigPapaStin | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Charlie Dompler | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Pistol Rampager | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | floob | 529 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Charlie Dompler | 135 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | BigPapaStin | 79 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | ★LXIX★ | 61 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pistol Rampager | 36 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★LXIX★ | +3.40 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | toky0 | +1.31 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | floob | -0.08 | 59 | 53 |
| #4 | BigPapaStin | -0.44 | 66 | 41 |
| #5 | Charlie Dompler | -1.94 | 54 | 50 |





