








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 252 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1639 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1733 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 696 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 255 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,989,730 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mic4h | 53% | 40 |
| #2 | Freak E. Cheese | 49% | 125 |
| #3 | Magma | 47% | 252 |
| #4 | GUH | 46% | 111 |
| #5 | ¼ | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mic4h | +5.65 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | Magma | +3.31 | 38 | 60 |
| #3 | GUH | +1.89 | 56 | 49 |
| #4 | ¼ | +1.30 | 41 | 33 |
| #5 | mole | +1.17 | 54 | 53 |





