








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 828 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 185 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15511 | 33% |
| Smokes | 12502 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8293 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 10401 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,925,793 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 690 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacki | 61% | 77 |
| #2 | LizaN | 60% | 104 |
| #3 | sace | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | maqu1na 💔 | 56% | 162 |
| #5 | MRNNNNNN | 54% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | maqu1na 💔 | 56% | 162 |
| #5 | MRNNNNNN | 54% | 79 |
| #6 | ᠌mr marioR | 53% | 55 |
| #7 | Tonny | 50% | 52 |
| #8 | Orroxx | 50% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maqu1na 💔 | 21 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Orroxx | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | MRNNNNNN | 12 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | jacki | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | sace | 9 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orroxx | 960 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | maqu1na 💔 | 479 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | MRNNNNNN | 388 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #4 | jacki | 297 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | LizaN | 211 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonny | +2.77 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | jacki | +2.69 | 93 | 71 |
| #3 | sace | +2.55 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | LizaN | +0.95 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ | +0.90 | 77 | 65 |





