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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 584 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4157 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7057 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5348 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5740 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,534,133 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 960 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JagobaA7X | 70% | 37 |
| #2 | Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ | 60% | 104 |
| #3 | maqu1na 💔 | 56% | 308 |
| #4 | Sergiio1 | 53% | 73 |
| #5 | Evo 💣 | 53% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maqu1na 💔 | 28 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ♛ 𝕊𝕔𝕦𝕞ℙ𝟙 ♛ | 7 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | GitanoVirtuoso | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Evo 💣 | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maqu1na 💔 | 842 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ | 398 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | N4sty ツ TATATA | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | GitanoVirtuoso | 172 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sergiio1 | 161 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JagobaA7X | +1.62 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | LizaN | +1.61 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | maqu1na 💔 | +1.36 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | ♛ 𝕊𝕔𝕦𝕞ℙ𝟙 ♛ | +0.99 | 81 | 74 |
| #5 | Sergiio1 | +0.61 | 60 | 80 |





