








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 673 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 282 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,532 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8922 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9486 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9423 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8701 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,401,356 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3052 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emotive | 75% | 77 |
| #2 | neixer | 70% | 61 |
| #3 | JagobaA7X | 67% | 93 |
| #4 | Hulio G | 67% | 171 |
| #5 | Sergiio1 | 61% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LizaN | 20 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ΖΈΜ΅Μ‘ΣΜ΅Μ¨ΜΖ· | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Evo π£ | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | GitanoVirtuoso | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | JagobaA7X | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΖΈΜ΅Μ‘ΣΜ΅Μ¨ΜΖ· | 619 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | LizaN | 570 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | Hulio G | 400 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | emotive | 278 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Evo π£ | 246 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hulio G | +4.83 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | JagobaA7X | +1.75 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | maqu1na π | +1.67 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | neixer | +1.45 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | LizaN | +1.29 | 84 | 57 |





