








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 539 | 18% |
| Smokes | 736 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 939 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 744 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,560 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chemi | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | NIGHT'S WATCH | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Vatos94 | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | B@bOu!n | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | VinZO | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emO- | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | X_Stone13 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | NaaDx | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaaDx | 113 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | NIGHT'S WATCH | 103 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | X_Stone13 | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | emO- | 54 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | B@bOu!n | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emO- | +3.93 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | NaaDx | +3.70 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | SK | +0.51 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | Authentiks11 | -0.03 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Chemi | -0.09 | 49 | 56 |





