








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 869 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 226 matches | ||
| Wingman | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




156 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8496 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6176 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6617 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4055 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,520,053 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3052 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wings | 53% | 171 |
| #2 | Maribo | 51% | 123 |
| #3 | kawa | 48% | 320 |
| #4 | Simsim2323 | 44% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wings | 53% | 171 |
| #2 | Maribo | 51% | 123 |
| #3 | kawa | 48% | 320 |
| #4 | Simsim2323 | 44% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simsim2323 | 22 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | wings | 21 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | kawa | 17 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Maribo | 7 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simsim2323 | 1436 | 0.31 | 27 min |
| #2 | kawa | 1122 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | wings | 364 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Maribo | 289 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wings | +4.78 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | kawa | +1.15 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | Chicken - W1ng | +0.66 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | Maribo | +0.35 | 62 | 46 |
| #5 | Simsim2323 | -0.72 | 43 | 57 |





