








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 285 matches | ||
| Wingman | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 187 matches | ||
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14048 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4940 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 6689 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 9979 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,675,763 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5885 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luna | 70% | 93 |
| #2 | Divine | 56% | 82 |
| #3 | angel | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Chicken - W1ng | 53% | 171 |
| #5 | t | 48% | 286 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Divine | 56% | 82 |
| #3 | angel | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Chicken - W1ng | 53% | 171 |
| #5 | t | 48% | 286 |
| #6 | Asuka | 46% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t | 41 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Chicken - W1ng | 18 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Luna | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Asuka | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | angel | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken - W1ng | 476 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | t | 291 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Divine | 213 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Asuka | 195 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Luna | 61 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luna | +3.89 | 92 | 55 |
| #2 | wings | +3.42 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | Divine | +0.38 | 61 | 45 |
| #4 | Chicken - W1ng | +0.01 | 65 | 51 |
| #5 | Asuka | -1.43 | 52 | 29 |





