








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 173 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6711 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4843 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3803 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3041 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,928 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 876 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken - W1ng | 48% | 320 |
| #2 | Maribo | 44% | 126 |
| #3 | Simsim2323 | 39% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken - W1ng | 48% | 320 |
| #2 | Maribo | 44% | 126 |
| #3 | Simsim2323 | 39% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken - W1ng | 74 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Simsim2323 | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Maribo | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken - W1ng | 1482 | 0.25 | 29 min |
| #2 | Simsim2323 | 615 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #3 | Maribo | 265 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kawa | +1.25 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | Chicken - W1ng | +0.45 | 70 | 58 |
| #3 | Simsim2323 | -0.58 | 44 | 61 |
| #4 | Maribo | -0.77 | 66 | 42 |





