








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 560 matches | ||
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 917 | 18% |
| Smokes | 647 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2140 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1375 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,538,328 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonnieA | 47% | 238 |
| #2 | roman13521 | 46% | 384 |
| #3 | FreedomByrd | 45% | 547 |
| #4 | SHARKKKKKK | 43% | 53 |
| #5 | Son of Chad | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonnieA | 47% | 238 |
| #2 | roman13521 | 46% | 384 |
| #3 | FreedomByrd | 45% | 547 |
| #4 | SHARKKKKKK | 43% | 53 |
| #5 | Son of Chad | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreedomByrd | 15 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | roman13521 | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | BonnieA | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Son of Chad | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | SHARKKKKKK | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreedomByrd | 545 | 0.05 | 16 min |
| #2 | roman13521 | 385 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | BonnieA | 337 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Son of Chad | 206 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | SHARKKKKKK | 35 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHARKKKKKK | +1.39 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | roman13521 | +1.28 | 44 | 43 |
| #3 | FreedomByrd | +0.59 | 38 | 45 |
| #4 | BonnieA | +0.51 | 46 | 60 |
| #5 | Son of Chad | +0.37 | 44 | 61 |





