








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 412 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1737 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2807 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4415 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3842 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,744 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2717 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonnieA | 48% | 212 |
| #2 | FreedomByrd | 47% | 359 |
| #3 | MIST | 46% | 384 |
| #4 | Son of Chad | 44% | 78 |
| #5 | SHARKKKKKK | 41% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonnieA | 48% | 212 |
| #2 | FreedomByrd | 47% | 359 |
| #3 | MIST | 46% | 384 |
| #4 | Son of Chad | 44% | 78 |
| #5 | SHARKKKKKK | 41% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreedomByrd | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | MIST | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | BonnieA | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | SHARKKKKKK | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Son of Chad | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreedomByrd | 377 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #2 | BonnieA | 299 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Son of Chad | 203 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | MIST | 77 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #5 | SHARKKKKKK | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roman13521 | +0.87 | 40 | 40 |
| #2 | SHARKKKKKK | +0.81 | 60 | 55 |
| #3 | Son of Chad | +0.59 | 44 | 59 |
| #4 | BonnieA | +0.40 | 45 | 60 |
| #5 | FreedomByrd | -0.24 | 36 | 45 |





