








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1740 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2902 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3178 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3330 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $524,772 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 953 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Son of Chad | 51% | 43 |
| #2 | FreedomByrd | 50% | 256 |
| #3 | roman13521 | 48% | 212 |
| #4 | SHARKKKKKK | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | MIST | 47% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Son of Chad | 51% | 43 |
| #2 | FreedomByrd | 50% | 256 |
| #3 | roman13521 | 48% | 212 |
| #4 | SHARKKKKKK | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | MIST | 47% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roman13521 | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | FreedomByrd | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | MIST | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Son of Chad | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | SHARKKKKKK | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreedomByrd | 269 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | roman13521 | 211 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Son of Chad | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | MIST | 49 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #5 | SHARKKKKKK | 16 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roman13521 | +1.39 | 39 | 41 |
| #2 | SHARKKKKKK | +1.29 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | BonnieA | +0.38 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | FreedomByrd | +0.32 | 36 | 43 |
| #5 | Son of Chad | +0.10 | 38 | 61 |





