








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 502 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 195 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2576 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3125 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3103 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3754 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,147,231 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragOr | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | BonnieA | 50% | 256 |
| #3 | roman13521 | 47% | 359 |
| #4 | SHARKKKKKK | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | MIST | 45% | 547 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BonnieA | 50% | 256 |
| #3 | roman13521 | 47% | 359 |
| #4 | SHARKKKKKK | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | MIST | 45% | 547 |
| #6 | Son of Chad | 40% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIST | 11 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | roman13521 | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | BonnieA | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | FragOr | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Son of Chad | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roman13521 | 389 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | BonnieA | 341 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Son of Chad | 216 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | MIST | 127 | 0.01 | 3 min |
| #5 | FragOr | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragOr | +3.36 | 73 | 43 |
| #2 | SHARKKKKKK | +1.53 | 58 | 55 |
| #3 | roman13521 | +0.98 | 43 | 41 |
| #4 | FreedomByrd | +0.49 | 37 | 44 |
| #5 | BonnieA | +0.36 | 45 | 58 |





