








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3693 | 49% |
| Smokes | 2193 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 826 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 843 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,331 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erzikk | 64% | 128 |
| #2 | Real jL | 57% | 170 |
| #3 | Charizard | 56% | 81 |
| #4 | Dr. Who am i? | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | kubos_cz | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erzikk | 64% | 128 |
| #2 | Real jL | 57% | 170 |
| #3 | Charizard | 56% | 81 |
| #4 | Dr. Who am i? | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | kubos_cz | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real jL | 53 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | erzikk | 20 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Charizard | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Dr. Who am i? | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | kubos_cz | 3 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real jL | 344 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | erzikk | 239 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dr. Who am i? | 173 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Charizard | 131 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | kubos_cz | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erzikk | +7.15 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | XN1xX | +1.28 | 57 | 46 |
| #3 | kubos_cz | -1.26 | 53 | 21 |
| #4 | Real jL | -1.56 | 57 | 32 |
| #5 | Charizard | -2.20 | 35 | 37 |





