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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
55 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 35 | 31% |
| Smokes | 35 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 12 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 31 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $16,600 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Belia | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Olaf | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Dobby Deagleson | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | Rorona | 100% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Belia | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Olaf | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Dobby Deagleson | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | Rorona | 100% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olaf | 5 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #2 | Dobby Deagleson | 5 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | Belia | 3 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Rorona | 2 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rorona | +2.15 | 86 | 23 |
| #2 | Gen1us | +1.91 | 90 | 39 |
| #3 | Olaf | +0.74 | 69 | 47 |
| #4 | Dobby Deagleson | -2.83 | 49 | 57 |
| #5 | Belia | -4.18 | 47 | 63 |





