








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 689 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8038 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7660 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7272 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6021 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,979 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ubbegavet | 61% | 62 |
| #2 | KC (DK) | 50% | 121 |
| #3 | Naija <3 | 46% | 126 |
| #4 | tut | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ubbegavet | 61% | 62 |
| #2 | KC (DK) | 50% | 121 |
| #3 | Naija <3 | 46% | 126 |
| #4 | tut | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naija <3 | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Ubbegavet | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | KC (DK) | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | tut | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tut | 156 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | KC (DK) | 128 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Naija <3 | 68 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ubbegavet | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Count3rx | +4.06 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | tut | +1.77 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | Ubbegavet | +1.51 | 86 | 37 |
| #4 | KC (DK) | -1.67 | 53 | 63 |
| #5 | Naija <3 | -4.98 | 30 | 42 |





