








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2466 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3096 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3414 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2472 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,252 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExtraCitron | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Brun0 ⚡ | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | ぷ LOTTO | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Giraf | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | Count3rx | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Brun0 ⚡ | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | ぷ LOTTO | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Giraf | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | Count3rx | 44% | 52 |
| #6 | Stryhns | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Count3rx | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Giraf | 6 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Count3rx | 107 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Giraf | 97 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | ぷ LOTTO | 84 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Brun0 ⚡ | 69 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Stryhns | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Count3rx | +2.90 | 94 | 76 |
| #2 | tut | +1.26 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | ぷ LOTTO | +0.16 | 56 | 74 |
| #4 | Brun0 ⚡ | -0.01 | 49 | 72 |
| #5 | Giraf | -0.50 | 48 | 64 |





