








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 538 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2541 | 21% |
| Smokes | 699 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 4248 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4349 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,972 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ☁ dice | 49% | 143 |
| #4 | Noname | 49% | 74 |
| #5 | Domino | 49% | 210 |
| #6 | kp | 40% | 55 |
| #7 | i'm pritt | 22% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domino | 20 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | kp | 10 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | ♠Amigo♠ | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | i'm pritt | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Noname | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ dice | +6.44 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | kp | +3.25 | 73 | 49 |
| #3 | Domino | +2.23 | 32 | 67 |
| #4 | ♠Amigo♠ | +1.08 | 45 | 68 |
| #5 | Noname | -0.38 | 39 | 60 |





