








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1036 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 444 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,007 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7018 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8713 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8712 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5564 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,990,421 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 829 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | w0RTHY | 50% | 68 |
| #5 | Target Practice | 49% | 398 |
| #6 | POISON | 49% | 143 |
| #7 | JaysoK | 48% | 277 |
| #8 | Chesterfield | 48% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notkpankk | 119 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Domino | 59 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | JaysoK | 23 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Target Practice | 16 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Chesterfield | 12 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notkpankk | 1495 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #2 | Domino | 1092 | 0.05 | 25 min |
| #3 | JaysoK | 768 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #4 | Chesterfield | 519 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | Target Practice | 508 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ dice | +3.11 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | notkpankk | +2.78 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | w0RTHY | +2.58 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | Domino | -0.67 | 31 | 70 |
| #5 | Target Practice | -1.03 | 30 | 66 |





