








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1077 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 270 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




168 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10654 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9503 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10596 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3614 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,074,632 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posty | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | woracori | 66% | 77 |
| #3 | itachi | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | Domino | 52% | 748 |
| #5 | ☁ dice | 51% | 729 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Domino | 52% | 748 |
| #5 | ☁ dice | 51% | 729 |
| #6 | Chesterfield | 51% | 108 |
| #7 | Target Practice | 51% | 386 |
| #8 | JaysoK | 48% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domino | 52 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | ☁ dice | 38 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | JaysoK | 25 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Target Practice | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | itachi | 10 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaysoK | 749 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #2 | Domino | 735 | 0.05 | 16 min |
| #3 | ☁ dice | 717 | 0.05 | 15 min |
| #4 | Target Practice | 478 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #5 | Chesterfield | 214 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notkpankk | +2.90 | 78 | 51 |
| #2 | ☁ dice | +2.37 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | Posty | +0.83 | 47 | 40 |
| #4 | itachi | -0.18 | 71 | 49 |
| #5 | woracori | -0.47 | 38 | 48 |





