








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 482 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1302 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1422 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 942 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,564 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ksutin | 69% | 35 |
| #2 | HJ | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | ● ᴥ ● | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Luka | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓞𝓖𝓘 <3 | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3lppo | 12 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 7 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | ropanz | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Luka | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | deata | 3 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luka | 99 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | ● ᴥ ● | 98 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Röpö Roope | 97 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | h3lppo | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 85 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓞𝓖𝓘 <3 | +2.96 | 76 | 47 |
| #2 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | +2.26 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | HJ | +0.69 | 37 | 58 |
| #4 | h3lppo | +0.36 | 65 | 36 |
| #5 | ● ᴥ ● | +0.33 | 45 | 70 |





