








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2127 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2466 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1522 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1383 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $824,093 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | 47% | 19 |
| 46% | 210 | ||
| #3 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 45% | 192 |
| #4 | Rxspy | 44% | 165 |
| 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 46% | 210 | ||
| #3 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 45% | 192 |
| #4 | Rxspy | 44% | 165 |
| 34% | 32 | ||
| #6 | prochuq | 33% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30 | 0.0071 | ||
| #2 | Rxspy | 24 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 20 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | prochuq | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | 5 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 694 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| 446 | 0.11 | 8 min | ||
| #3 | Rxspy | 196 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | prochuq | 181 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | 30 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +4.41 | 51 | 44 | ||
| #2 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | +3.94 | 63 | 34 |
| #3 | Rxspy | -0.37 | 33 | 36 |
| #4 | Ion_Cuceritorul | -0.71 | 52 | 48 |
| #5 | Nicolae Ceausescu | -3.01 | 15 | 49 |





