








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1750 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1785 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1817 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1540 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,911 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ion_Cuceritorul | 47% | 19 |
| #8 | Rxspy | 47% | 38 |
| 45% | 38 | ||
| #10 | pisicakatze321 | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 43% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tear- | 13 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | pisicakatze321 | 11 | 0.0270 |
| #3 | thomasismad | 10 | 0.0240 |
| #4 | cosmin | 7 | 0.0151 |
| #5 | Mik | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 207 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | tear- | 103 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| 72 | 0.09 | 1 min | ||
| #4 | cosmin | 63 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mik | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tear- | +4.66 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | thomasismad | +3.79 | 82 | 39 |
| #3 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | +2.52 | 59 | 40 |
| +1.42 | 41 | 38 | ||
| #5 | Rxspy | -0.61 | 37 | 40 |





