








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2278 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1236 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2534 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 616 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,255 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ion_Cuceritorul | 33% | 78 |
| #2 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 28% | 61 |
| 27% | 74 | ||
| #4 | Rxspy | 23% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ion_Cuceritorul | 33% | 78 |
| #2 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 28% | 61 |
| 27% | 74 | ||
| #4 | Rxspy | 23% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ion_Cuceritorul | 22 | 0.0147 |
| 13 | 0.0089 | ||
| #3 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Rxspy | 7 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ion_Cuceritorul | 188 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| 184 | 0.13 | 3 min | ||
| #3 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 170 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rxspy | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +5.59 | 52 | 45 | ||
| #2 | Ion_Cuceritorul | +1.39 | 55 | 49 |
| #3 | Rxspy | +0.93 | 34 | 35 |
| #4 | Nicolae Ceausescu | -1.25 | 17 | 50 |
| #5 | prochuq | -5.62 | 4 | 34 |





