








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1032 | 19% |
| Smokes | 541 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 2241 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1542 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,621 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 49% | 235 | ||
| #2 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 45% | 228 |
| #4 | Ion_Cuceritorul | 44% | 165 |
| 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ion_Cuceritorul | 36 | 0.0110 |
| 31 | 0.0065 | ||
| #3 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 23 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | 8 | 0.0103 |
| 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicolae Ceausescu | 832 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| 533 | 0.11 | 10 min | ||
| #3 | Ion_Cuceritorul | 401 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | prochuq | 76 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +4.05 | 54 | 43 | ||
| #2 | Adrian copilul minune pe sistem | +3.85 | 64 | 39 |
| #3 | Rxspy | -0.40 | 37 | 36 |
| #4 | Ion_Cuceritorul | -0.75 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | Nicolae Ceausescu | -3.30 | 15 | 52 |





