








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2102 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2576 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2869 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1636 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $696,140 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no me gusta | 49% | 151 |
| #2 | AbdulRasharMuhammedMopedTheThird | 47% | 62 |
| #3 | FortniteGamerâ„¢ | 44% | 194 |
| #4 | Jesica | 40% | 117 |
| #5 | ♥ Kiyomi! ♥ | 32% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no me gusta | 616 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | ♥ Kiyomi! ♥ | 369 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | FortniteGamerâ„¢ | 184 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jesica | 141 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | AbdulRasharMuhammedMopedTheThird | 44 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ Kiyomi! ♥ | +3.63 | 59 | 57 |
| #2 | no me gusta | +2.23 | 31 | 65 |
| #3 | AbdulRasharMuhammedMopedTheThird | +1.76 | 61 | 45 |
| #4 | Jesica | +0.60 | 34 | 35 |
| #5 | Retro 6amer 666 | -1.42 | 21 | 46 |





