








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 653 | 27% |
| Smokes | 503 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 709 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 593 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,915 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no me gusta | 61% | 108 |
| #2 | ♥ Kiyomi! ♥ | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | FortniteGamer™ | 44% | 126 |
| #4 | Retro 6amer 666 | 40% | 117 |
| #5 | AbdulRasharMuhammedMopedTheThird | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FortniteGamer™ | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Retro 6amer 666 | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | ♥ Kiyomi! ♥ | 8 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | no me gusta | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | AbdulRasharMuhammedMopedTheThird | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no me gusta | 441 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | ♥ Kiyomi! ♥ | 293 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | Retro 6amer 666 | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | FortniteGamer™ | 106 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | AbdulRasharMuhammedMopedTheThird | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ Kiyomi! ♥ | +3.92 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | no me gusta | +2.38 | 32 | 64 |
| #3 | AbdulRasharMuhammedMopedTheThird | +2.11 | 56 | 53 |
| #4 | Jesica | +1.00 | 38 | 36 |
| #5 | Retro 6amer 666 | -2.09 | 20 | 49 |





