








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 690 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1373 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1406 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 367 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,523 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cigrits | 54% | 92 |
| #2 | Bark Shark | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Dr Grool 30K | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | cooterjunky | 49% | 35 |
| #5 | Green Goblin | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Green Goblin | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Cigrits | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | cooterjunky | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Dr Grool 30K | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Bark Shark | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bippy | +2.06 | 77 | 38 |
| #2 | Dr Grool 30K | +0.85 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | Green Goblin | +0.71 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | Bark Shark | +0.15 | 52 | 39 |
| #5 | Cigrits | +0.12 | 75 | 50 |





