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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,951 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2071 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1883 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1442 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1555 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $776,634 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Podz | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Cigrits | 53% | 147 |
| #3 | YungYoseph | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | Dr Grool 30K | 50% | 169 |
| #5 | Bippy | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | YungYoseph | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | Dr Grool 30K | 50% | 169 |
| #5 | Bippy | 49% | 35 |
| #6 | Green Goblin | 47% | 105 |
| #7 | Bark Shark | 38% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr Grool 30K | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Green Goblin | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Cigrits | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Bippy | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Bark Shark | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr Grool 30K | 618 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | Green Goblin | 239 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Cigrits | 156 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | YungYoseph | 141 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bark Shark | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr Grool 30K | +2.17 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | Green Goblin | +1.22 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | Cigrits | +0.80 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | Bippy | +0.54 | 78 | 49 |
| #5 | YungYoseph | +0.32 | 55 | 54 |





