








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 976 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 756 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3682 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7473 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1844 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 5070 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,562,637 of utility $322 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕣❍𝕫 | 75 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | MAS dayat wonogiri | 63 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | 호아퀸 | 49 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Deka | 49 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | yoosi'Jin | 26 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕣❍𝕫 | 1951 | 0.18 | 41 min |
| #2 | 호아퀸 | 1032 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #3 | MAS dayat wonogiri | 747 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #4 | oppsh | 617 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #5 | Deka | 301 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mas rusdi omaygot | +3.09 | 52 | 61 |
| #2 | 호아퀸 | +2.22 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | yoosi'Jin | +1.91 | 67 | 50 |
| #4 | MAS dayat wonogiri | +1.90 | 55 | 61 |
| #5 | Deka | +1.81 | 71 | 47 |





