








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2048 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1057 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




202 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 54,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22479 | 42% |
| Smokes | 15162 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5810 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 10568 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,721,968 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAS dayat wonogiri | 52% | 295 |
| #2 | ††† | 51% | 72 |
| #3 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 50% | 78 |
| #4 | Layer | 50% | 162 |
| #5 | CrossStrike | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deka | 137 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | 호아퀸 | 80 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | MAS dayat wonogiri | 77 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | Salmon | 35 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | yoosi'Jin | 27 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 호아퀸 | 1381 | 0.16 | 36 min |
| #2 | oppsh | 936 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #3 | MAS dayat wonogiri | 916 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #4 | Salmon | 915 | 0.09 | 23 min |
| #5 | Deka | 720 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deka | +2.05 | 69 | 47 |
| #2 | 호아퀸 | +2.05 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | yoosi'Jin | +1.66 | 67 | 49 |
| #4 | MAS dayat wonogiri | +1.57 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | Reminiscent | +1.39 | 76 | 52 |





