








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 758 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




240 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4552 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5430 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8168 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5748 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,330,004 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 810 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ††† | 44% | 57 |
| #13 | oppsh | 43% | 159 |
| #14 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 41% | 68 |
| #15 | CrossStrike | 39% | 51 |
| #16 | HK | 33% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAS dayat wonogiri | 116 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | 𝕣❍𝕫 | 113 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | 호아퀸 | 90 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | yoosi'Jin | 20 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | oppsh | 16 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕣❍𝕫 | 1811 | 0.22 | 38 min |
| #2 | MAS dayat wonogiri | 1375 | 0.14 | 41 min |
| #3 | 호아퀸 | 1339 | 0.16 | 34 min |
| #4 | oppsh | 728 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #5 | Salmon | 385 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deka | +1.80 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | 호아퀸 | +1.63 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | MAS dayat wonogiri | +1.33 | 53 | 57 |
| #4 | yoosi'Jin | +0.94 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | pon | +0.42 | 72 | 35 |





