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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 987 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3560 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4729 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7450 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5927 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,173,561 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crapo | 291 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | μ λ€ν±λλΌμ¬ / Crysix | 254 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | ΰΈΈDr.House | 115 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | anactase | 95 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Noname | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crapo | +8.87 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | ΰΈΈDr.House | +4.74 | 93 | 70 |
| #3 | Noname | +1.55 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | μ λ€ν±λλΌμ¬ / Crysix | +1.31 | 65 | 49 |
| #5 | Joshua | +0.10 | 53 | 19 |





