








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 838 matches | ||
| Wingman | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




156 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3803 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4703 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8866 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 6241 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,698,180 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IRVDK | 56% | 106 |
| #2 | -MΞ₲Ø- | 52% | 281 |
| #3 | [E-Glouw] ELCIGOAT_ | 49% | 77 |
| #4 | Il formaggio | 46% | 212 |
| #5 | eren | 43% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IRVDK | 56% | 106 |
| #2 | -MΞ₲Ø- | 52% | 281 |
| #3 | [E-Glouw] ELCIGOAT_ | 49% | 77 |
| #4 | Il formaggio | 46% | 212 |
| #5 | eren | 43% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -MΞ₲Ø- | 59 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Il formaggio | 42 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | eren | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | IRVDK | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | [E-Glouw] ELCIGOAT_ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -MΞ₲Ø- | 818 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | eren | 347 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Il formaggio | 318 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | [E-Glouw] ELCIGOAT_ | 152 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | IRVDK | 31 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eren | +1.29 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | Il formaggio | +1.22 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | Z.yroS | +0.75 | 62 | 45 |
| #4 | -MΞ₲Ø- | +0.73 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | [E-Glouw] ELCIGOAT_ | -0.12 | 41 | 41 |





