








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 600 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3817 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3136 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2868 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1745 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $887,796 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 711 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAN1C | 56% | 86 |
| #2 | valeasu | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | T4V33 | 48% | 180 |
| #4 | Roni Boris Varonen | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | LERRSSSI!!! | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T4V33 | 477 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | MAN1C | 259 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | LERRSSSI!!! | 133 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | vok | 122 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jix | 117 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vok | +2.98 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | MAN1C | +0.92 | 56 | 70 |
| #3 | T4V33 | +0.70 | 54 | 60 |
| #4 | LERRSSSI!!! | +0.34 | 70 | 51 |
| #5 | not Zore | -0.37 | 71 | 56 |





