








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,835 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4752 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3709 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3074 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3300 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,755 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Duck | 50% | 204 |
| #4 | jace | 47% | 199 |
| #5 | Cok3DoutCarter | 43% | 114 |
| #6 | Swag Demon | 36% | 28 |
| #7 | xngry | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duck | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | jace | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Cok3DoutCarter | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | xngry | 7 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | kev g. | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duck | 1273 | 0.29 | 31 min |
| #2 | jace | 647 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | kev g. | 273 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | Cok3DoutCarter | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Swag Demon | 118 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmJayOoh | +2.79 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | Duck | +0.62 | 65 | 70 |
| #3 | Swag Demon | +0.56 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | kev g. | -0.72 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | jace | -0.81 | 73 | 69 |





