








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 862 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8785 | 23% |
| Smokes | 10695 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9809 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8498 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,524,648 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kev g. | 51% | 388 |
| #2 | Swag Demon | 49% | 214 |
| #3 | Cok3DoutCarter | 47% | 698 |
| #4 | EmJayOoh | 47% | 199 |
| #5 | Sheth | 45% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cok3DoutCarter | 25 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Duck | 25 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Swag Demon | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | EmJayOoh | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | kev g. | 13 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duck | 2218 | 0.31 | 56 min |
| #2 | kev g. | 2133 | 0.26 | 55 min |
| #3 | Cok3DoutCarter | 1256 | 0.08 | 31 min |
| #4 | Swag Demon | 1166 | 0.25 | 30 min |
| #5 | EmJayOoh | 872 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmJayOoh | +2.61 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | kev g. | +1.48 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | Swag Demon | +0.87 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | Duck | +0.82 | 63 | 73 |
| #5 | Sheth | +0.45 | 73 | 43 |





