








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




207 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5067 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2322 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1442 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2320 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,256,736 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hehe | 1464 | 0.30 | 39 min |
| #2 | xing ling | 808 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #3 | ..................... | 568 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #4 | Lenda | 378 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | Kontrast | 279 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenda | +3.19 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | Kontrast | +2.83 | 86 | 49 |
| #3 | bombril | +2.40 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | hehe | +2.06 | 52 | 73 |
| #5 | xing ling | +2.01 | 70 | 59 |





