








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4744 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3816 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4563 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3909 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,660,190 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 846 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0rnet | 64% | 181 |
| #2 | hehe | 64% | 414 |
| #3 | Seek | 62% | 159 |
| #4 | mat >_< wawawaw | 61% | 126 |
| #5 | ..................... | 60% | 356 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hehe | 2236 | 0.27 | 56 min |
| #2 | xing ling | 1170 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #3 | ..................... | 1007 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #4 | mat >_< wawawaw | 446 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | h0rnet | 396 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Lemon | +3.19 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | Lenda | +2.27 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | ..................... | +1.50 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | Seek | +1.39 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | xing ling | +1.00 | 67 | 63 |





